Keep it Gay...

ingredior:

baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”

lokifying:

You don’t really want to know. You want to be fooled. But you wouldn’t clap yet. Every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call “The Prestige”.”

tomhazeldine:

I remember a shadow, living in the shade of your greatness

tomhazeldine:

I remember a shadow, living in the shade of your greatness

That was not my first kiss since 1945. I’m 95, I’m not dead.

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

valonqared:

tv challenge [1/?] episodes → TURN LEFT | Doctor Who

Donna Noble, you’re the most important woman in the whole of creation.

les miserables + tumblr posts (inspired by this and other such posts)

tommcfly:

Thanks for all the 11 year messages. So proud of what we’ve done so far, super excited about what is to come… #McBusted 😁😝😜

tommcfly:

Thanks for all the 11 year messages. So proud of what we’ve done so far, super excited about what is to come… #McBusted 😁😝😜

disneyismyescape:

kinell:

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”